Religious Holiday Themed Starbucks Coffee Cups

Ramadan
–Excuse me, this cup is empty.
–Well, it’s not dark yet.

Hanukkah
–Yes it’s small, but you get eight of them.

Holi
–Ugh! This coffee tastes like paint.

Krampus
–I’ll have a double-tall soy iced-Ouch!

The Feast of Corpus Christi
[Spits out a mouthful of blood.]
–Jesus Christ!
–Exactly.

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