Personal Philosopher

  • How do I know I’m not actually dreaming?…$150/hour
  • Is my dog intelligent?…$200/hour
  • Clones…$375/hour
  • Should Neo have taken the blue pill?…$650/hour
  • But is it art?…$850/hour
  • Did you know there’s a tribe in the Amazon that has no word for “regret”? I wonder if they…[Waves hand impatiently] $1500/hour
  • Does God exist?…Contact for rates
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